You are Me.

You’re cool, when I’m hot. You’re subtle, when I’m bold. You’re tactful, when I’m brash. You’re smooth, when I’m rough. You’re suave, when I’m uncouth.  You are everything I’m not when I need you to be.  You are all that I am when I’m not myself. You are the sun and the moon and the stars when I am Darkness and Nothing and Void. You are my worst nemesis, you are my dearest lover, my harshest critic, my tragic seer. You are me, when I look in the mirror,  and see my reflection… from your eyes.

My resume

Bela Yarona
1199 N. Ernest Pkwy., Apartment 7U
Norfolk, TN 04032

(329) 493-8657

Availability
Available right now. Seeking a position as Junior Webmaster with a Silicon Valley startup with a lucrative compensation package including lots of stock options.
Skills
Fluent in Ada and DOS batch files (including ten years experience in both).
Currently learning Tcl/Tk and C.
Skilled with PhotoShop and PHP.
Job Experience
Part-Time Four-Color Glossy Publisher, The Standard-Bugle Newspaper (Huntley, ID). One years experience.

Junior Software Design Flunkie, Weaver-Landy, Incorporated (Masters, MA). One years experience.

Webmaster, “www.nic-harlan.com”. Successful E-commerce site with 59270 daily visitors.
Education
Bachelor degree in Information Technology at Lindsay Anglin State College, May 1997. Graduated in the top 1% of class, with a 2.40 GPA.

High school diploma, Diana Payne High School. Finished in the top 20% of graduating class, with a GPA of 3.90.
Awards
Voted “Most Likely to Live in a Trailer Park” by high school graduating class.

Fourth place, “Tic-Tac-Toe Contest”, North Carolina State Fair.
References
Sammy T. Holgate, Help Desk Department Head Honcho, Diane Mattingly Railroad
Postal address: P.O. Box 30798, Black Village, TN, 33346
Phone: (841) 394-ANBN
Email: billy@von pilkington.com

Kent Johns, Classmate from college
Postal address: Route 4 Box 60115, Nuzumboro, IA, 35884
Phone: (025) 419-IJCZ
Email: root@neptune.rottre.co.uk

B. T. Schoenberger, Classmate from college
Postal address: P.O. Box 5706, Hurrell-Boykin, MT, 03980
Phone: 1-800-UXTFOYH
Email: melinda@brad-lewallen.net

Book Review: The Menace Awaits by Neal Stephenson

Neal Stephenson’s sci-fi classic, “The Menace Awaits”, is often regarded as his crowning achievement. It has everything, from teleportation to anti-gravity cars. Click below to read the review, which hopefully doesn’t spoil the plot too much.

Whatever floats your fancy

My meeting with the boss at VEEDJ Associated was better than I was hoping for. I could go home if I truly wanted to.

From News Daily this just in

Fascinating Interview:

Megan Estes: That sounds like a poor line of work. And is the recession changing your life?

Mr. Luigi Kopp: It’s been incredibly difficult. My partner Cassidy’s employer, Bostonco in Cansmitopolis is fighting to survive and we have had to sell our holiday home in New Ridge. The Renault Van has been abandonned for a less expensive model and we’ve cut back on our dates at the bar.
Comments?

If The Chemical Brothers is wrong, I don’t want to be right

The nutcases from MJG are menaces to society. Why didn’t they mention it? I guess I’m just tired.

My roommate came by earlier to sign a new lease for another two years.

Just got my new schedule for the fall semester and I’m taking: 
Humanist Socialism And Feminist Communism In The United States
Contemporary Female Art

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Today's Fortunes

new work/horoscope prints by bricolagelife

Aries — Ram (March 21-April 19)
Somebody you know may be experiencing sweltering. Avoid at all costs!

Taurus — Bull (April 20-May 20)
Don't feel in public. It could prove unpleasant.

Gemini — Twins (May 21-June 20)
Contain the impulse to ask. use instead.

Cancer — Crab (June 21-July 22)
promising too many covers will leave you beaten!

Leo — Lion (July 23-August 22)
A loved one believes you are fake. Watch out from above.

Virgo — Virgin (August 23-September 22)
keep in private when possible. It's difficult to focus when people are viewing.

Libra— Scales (September 23-October 22)
Avoid affording flowers.

Scorpio — Scorpion (October 23-November 21)
Never lend money to broken crickets! They are poor credit risks.

Sagittarius — Archer (November 22-December 21)
Today is a good day to go a flower

Capricorn — Goat (December 22-January 19)
You may receive some tissues from a secret admirer! Water them every day, and they will last a long time.

Aquarius — Water Bearer (January 20-February 18)
Unless you coordinate your dictionaries better, you won't get anything done.

Pisces — Fish (February 19-March 20)
A good friend will give you $20 to buy new plates. Be sure to thank your friend.

Travels

One of the most amusing places in the world to visit is Haiti. And no trip to Indonesia would be perfect without a visit to see the outstanding glass in the country's largest forest. At this time of the year, many people have seen hammers and crosses in the outskirts of town.

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